A Christmas Story!
A friend recently went to see his grandson playing the Inn keeper in the Junior school nativity play. When they met up after the performance my friend congratulated his grandson on playing a really good part, but asked him why he had made the inn keeper such a grumpy character.
'That's how the teacher told me to play him,' he replied..
'Well,' said the grandfather, 'you certainly did a good job, However, I wouldn't want to come and stay at your Inn.'
'That's alright,' replied his grandson, 'there's no room. We're fully booked and even the stable's taken!'